Near an intersection on Route M5 you will come across signage to guide your MIDDLE EAST trip and save time.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE SIGNS TO WATCH OUT FOR, GOOD LUCK AND SAFE TRAVELS IN THE HOLY LAND AND THE SURROUNDING AREA. START THE TOUR.
ISIS Syrian War, Keep left. Syrian rebel camp CIVIL WAR – center lane. – Russian Fighter wing straight ahead.
DO NOT STOP ON ROAD.
<<<< To the sea and American Carrier Attack Group, Boat Launch. Beach Closed. Due to mine field.
FOR ISIS ROUTE CONNECTION”S TO Conflicts in Libya,Yemen, Iraq and Egypt follow signs. All other ISIS conflicts stop at WELCOME CENTER.
<<<< SOUTH to Yemen, Saudi, UAE etc. WAR IN PROGRESS!
AIRPORT, LIBYAN 2011 WAR Memorial. Third Exit. 2011 Egyptian Revolution EXHIBIT EXIT 3A
08-09 GAZA WAR MEMORIAL – HAMAS EXIT 4 ISRAELI EXIT 4A
NORTH LEBANON – FATAH WAR BATTLE FIELD POINTS NORTH 2 RIGHT LANES.
06 ISRAELI – LEBANON INVASION MONUMENT CLOSED FOR REPAIRS
THE OTHER SAUDI YEMEN WAR MEMORIAL – EXIT 4 (CAREFUL) STAY ON MARKED PATHWAYS ONLY!
SA’DAH INSURGENCY EXHIBIT UNDER CONSTRUCTION, FUTURE – EXIT 4C
THIRD GULF WAR MEMORIAL STRAIGHT AHEAD.
SECOND INTIFADA MUSEUM UNDER THREAT CLOSED
98 Bin Laden WAR ongoing. NO EXIT!
SAUDI – YEMEN BORDER DISPUTE. SEE THE OTHER WARS AT – EXIT 4 – BROCHURE!
YEMENI TRIBAL UPRISING MUSEUM – FOLLOW ROUND ABOUT!
INTRA IRAQ KURDISH WARFARE PLANNING COMMISSION – EXIT 6
ROAD SIDE WARNING!
FULLY AUTOMATIC WEAPONS REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT.
Yemen-Eritrea Border Conflict SHOWPLACE: POINTS SOUTH – EXIT LEFT.
Yemeni Civil War REST AREA – EXIT 7 DESTROYED.
NO FLY ZONE INFORMATION AT WELCOME CENTER.
Iraqi Shiite Revolt: DISASTER FUND – FIRST BUSH DOZY! – EXIT 7
Second Persian Gulf War MEMORIAL – EXIT UNDER DRONE SURVEILLANCE.
<<<<<<<<<<<< MINE FIELD>>>>>>>>>>>> NO WALK ZONE!
FIRST INTIFADA SHRINE ARAFAT BLVD. POINTS NORTH CENTER LANE
South Yemen Civil War DISPLAY (1986) – THE ROUND ABOUT.
Israeli-Lebanese Border War. MEMORIAL & HOLY LAND ALL LANES
NO TRACK VEHICLES IN HOV LANES EXCEPT DURING WAR.
EXIT 0. NO KILL ZONE. FORENSIC TEAM TODAY FREE MATCH A HEAD TO A BODY NO QUESTIONS ASKED. ICE CONTAINERS ON SIGHT.
HOV LANE TANKS ONLY! UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Israeli Invasion of Lebanon MUSEUM – EXIT 8
CENTER FOR HUMAN DEVELOPMENT. – EXIT CLOSED FOR WAR>
Osiraq Reactor Raid MEMORIAL POINTS EAST – EXIT LEFT. RADIO ACTIVE PROTECTIVE CLOTHING REQUIRED.
“The Tanker War” EXPO – SEE TRAVEL AGENT WELCOME CENTER OR STRAIGHT AHEAD.
CHILDREN’S SUMMER CAMP AND SMALL ARMS TRAINING EXIT 9 – BIBLE CLASS NOW FORMING. Arabs Monday & Tues. Jews WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY CHRISTIANS FRIDAYS & FREE FOR ALL SNACK BAR, SERVING KOSHER, NON PORK AND FISH MENU’S. FRIDAYS! EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK NO SECURITY UNLESS POSTED.
WARNING ROAD DESTRUCTION AHEAD NO LANES LEFT AS IN THEY’RE ALL GONE.
PAVEMENT RESUMES.
First Persian Gulf War SHRINE STRAIGHT AHEAD
Yemeni War FAIR, THE ROUND ABOUT
MORGUE AND HUMANS REMAINS IDENTIFICATION CENTER OPEN BUT UNDER EXPANSION EXPECT DELAYS. EXIT 10 & 11 GIFT SHOP OPEN 24/7 SPECIAL TODAY URNS ALL SIZES DISCOUNTED. FREE SCRAPER AND BLOTTER WITH PURCHASE.
Iraqi Shia unrest in Karbala “SHOW” EXIT 12
Intra-Iraqi Kurdish warfare, DISPLAY- EXIT 13 PULVERIZED.
No Littering: $1,000,000.00 Fine. Vehicle impounded. Government will not tolerate such disrespectful behavior. Dumpster is for human remains only no recyclables.
Egyptian-Libyan Border War EXPO – THIRD RED SIGN EXIT
Lebanese Civil WAR ILLUSTRATION – EXIT 14
EXIT 15: TRAIN YOUR DOG/BOMB SNIFFING. FREE KIBBLES & BITS TODAY. OUR MOTTO! IT AIN’T A WAR IT’S A WAY OF LIFE
ROADSIDE BILLBOARD IN ISIS HELD TERRITORY.
JOIN US TODAY FOR A JEW FREE MIDDLE EAST. SEND TODAY FOR FREE BROCHURE. DEAD OR ALIVE THERE ARE NO GOOD JEWS.
Iraqi Kurdish Revolt EXHIBIT- EXIT PULVERIZED
Yom Kippur [or Ramadan] 1973 War EXHIBIT – EXIT 15
Jordanian Civil War FESTIVAL POINTS WEST – EXIT 16*
*SUSPECTED IED CAUTION!
The War of Attrition / Six-Day War - Really one WAR, MEMORIAL – EXIT 17/ EGYPTIAN version FOLLOW SIGNS TO AIRPORT – EXIT 18 - A TOURIST FAVORITE ACTUAL DESTROYED TANKS WITH CHARD BODIES STILL IN THE TURRETS.
Dhofar Rebellion in Oman. BATTLEFIELD – ROUNDABOUT!
REST AREA RIGHT LANE – LAST STOP FOR AMMUNITION BEFORE BORDER CROSSING. SPECIAL TODAY LOADED 223 – 30 ROUND CLIPS. DOZEN FRAG GRENADES 10% DISCOUNT LIMITED SUPPLY OF BELTED AMMUNITION LIMIT 2 BELTS PER CUSTOMER.
North Yemen Civil War. EXIBHIT – ROUNDABOUT!
Iraqi Kurdish Revolt TRIBUTE — 1961 VERSION – EXIT PULVERIZED
Kirkuk (Iraq) Viol ce DED TION – EX T PU VE ZED
Mosul (Iraq) Revolt FESTIVAL – EXIT POINTS EAST – EXIT 19*
*IED SCARE
LOST A LOVED ONE LATELY, HELP AT EXIT & 19A TURN RIGHT.
ROAD SIGN WARNING!
$100,000 FINE FOR ANY BODIES LEFT ON ROADWAY. KEEP YOUR ROADWAYS SAFE. THE MIDDLE EAST HIGHWAY DEPT.
Lebanese Civil War EXTENSION OF MUSLIM/CHRISTIAN HATE. US TROOPS LANDED. STRAIGHT AHEAD & TO OTHER US MEMORIALS
ROAD SIDE REST RIGHT LANE ALL FACILITIES, OVERLOOK, TARGETING CIVILIANS (BOTH SIDES) – SNIPERS WILL REFRAIN FROM SHOOTING TOURIST* FLACK VEST RECOMMENDED.
*EXCEPT HOLIDAYS EXCEPT DURING CEASE FIRES!
Lebanese Civil War (REST AREA) – EXIT 20 FOLLOW SIGNS TO RUSSIAN EMBASSY FOR THE TRUTH.
Suez War (1956) DISPLAY – FOLLOW SIGNS TO AIRPORT EXIT 20 SEE WELCOME CENTER FOR DIRECTIONS TO DESIRED EMBASSY
ROAD SIDE BILLBOARD.
JOIN US TODAY FOR AN ARAB FREE MIDDLE EAST. SEND FOR A FREE BROCHURE. REMEMBER EVEN GOD WANTS THEM DEAD.
The Holy land is wholly the holiest place on Earth. Here holy is wholly ignored unless you consider bullet holes as wholly – holy, Amen!
Israeli War of Independence RE-ENACTMENT LIVE FIRE, SHOWS DAILY (1948-1949) EXIT BEGIN YOUR JOURNEY HERE OR SEE WELCOME CENTER FOR OTHER OPTIONS.
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THIS ENDS YOUR TOUR OF THE MIDDLE EAST WHERE FOR THE LAST TWO THOUSAND YEARS PEOPLES FROM THE SAME FAMILIES HAVE BEEN AT EACH OTHERS THROATS. MILLIONS HAVE BEEN KILLED, HATE HAS BEEN SUCCESSFULLY HANDED DOWN FROM ONE GENERATION TO THE NEXT. SO CALLED GROWN RELIGIOUS ADULTS CONDEMNING THEIR CHILDREN TO LIVES OF HATE, MURDER & DEATH. ALL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
